somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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