I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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