I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
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I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
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I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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