Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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