Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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