I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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