I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
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