she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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