the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
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There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
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I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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