3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
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Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
i am craving dick and cupcakes
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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