He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
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He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
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I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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