So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
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Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
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Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
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