At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
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If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
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If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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