Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
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I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
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tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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