I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
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i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
We need to get me chipped asap
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