yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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