yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
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I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
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... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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