She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
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id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
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kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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