So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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