She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
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She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
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DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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