VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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