Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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