How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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