idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
i believe in u and ur pee
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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