Please don't use social media to get back at me.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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