HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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