Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
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She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
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Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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