Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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