I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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