she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
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Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
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I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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