I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
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so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
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We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
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I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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