it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
