talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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