it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
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she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
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DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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