in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
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Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
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In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Dear god my vagina.
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