The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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