wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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