I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
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I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
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I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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