I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
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You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
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Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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