Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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