I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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