I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I'm really busy with my period
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