I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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