Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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