So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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