Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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