that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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