My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
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I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
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I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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