I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
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so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
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it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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