I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Randomize
