hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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