You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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