shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
