Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
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I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
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threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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